Sunday, May 17, 2009

Eurovision Song Contest 2009 - The Final

(All still better than Germany)

France: Patricia Kaas - et s'il fallait le faire
Französisch. Oh, Piano! Dramatisch. Gleichförmig.
Oh Dancing!
S: 2/3 R: 2/3

Russia: Anastasia Prikhodko - mamo
Warum ist sie so angemalen?
Refrain ist cool!
too much? Video walls genial!!!
S: 2 R: 2

Germany: Alex Swings Oscar Sings! - miss kiss kiss bang
Gay. Nicht deutsch.
baby burn burn burn.
seine HOSE!!!
steppen. hee hay ho.
nobody cares about Dita.
S: 5 R: 5

United Kingdom: Jade Ewen - it's my time
Heulboje Utd.
Andy Lloyd is old.
S: 4/5 R: 4

Spain: Soraya - la noche es para mi
Das Kleid = horrible. Irgendwie zuviel. instrumental gut.
It's Guti! too much walking around.
S: 4 R: 4/5


So, are we satisfied with the result? Not really. Norway didn't impress us as much as everybody else, I mean yes - if you hear it for the first time, it sticks. But then you hear it for the second tiem, and it still sticks... and then the third and fourth time, you realize how much he screams, and so so quickly it becomes so annoying...

But it was clear that it will be a popular song in the ranking, but Iceland and UK?? That's a bummer. What did people hear and see here that we didn't? Was it the dolphin in Iceland's performance and the fact that the really lovely Jade got hit by a violin bow? I don't know, but the result, all in all, is a disappointment.

Azerbaijan, Turkey, Estonia - they were good and the result was expected, well done Europe. Estonia's singing fairy did great, but she was a bit better in her semi-final performance - here in the final she tried to do more facial expressions, and although she was still fascinating, the even more low-key first appearance was better.



The "Big 4" were not as disappointing (or in other words, bad) as last year. Patricia Kaas did well, and the others were not as terrifying as 2008 either. Even Germany was not abysmal this year, just simply very bad.

Sapnish's favourite? Israel. What a marvellous song and performance, unbelievable, symbolic, flawless, peaceful, virtuoso, perfectly sung, awesome scenography. This song and performance touched me deeply when I heard it in the semi final, and I knew this will be a love forever.

I also have an innocent crush on Mira Awad. She's fantastic. When she started singing the arabic verse into the camera in the first semi-final, it was one of these magic moments that music gives you. Unforgettable, thank you for that, Mira Awad.




Other favourites were Russia (we didn't get it at first, but the performance was genius), the Metal song from Belarus (didn't make it to the final), the cool Ethno Pop by Armenia, the not-perfect Turkish-but-in-English pop by Hadise, Slovenia's Apocalyptica with Lady, Azerbaijan if they would have dropped the guy, Greece if they would have dropped the guy, Ukraine if they would have sung only the chorus without confusing performance, and yeah - Albania!

Albania's song is AWESOME! Unfortunately some mad person came up with the performance. If you've seen it, you know what I mean. Nobody on this planet can understand why they did that.

So I guess you can say, "Albania - but with your eyes closed".

Again a huge disappointment, as last year, most of the songs from Ex-Yugoslavia. Bosnia was abysmal and made you feel like dying, Serbia was a joke accompanied by a fart, Croatia was simply boring and tooooo hiiiiiigh, Montenegro was boring and then killed by the female singer, and Macedonia brought some over-the-hill pop/rock. Basically only Slovenia could convince here, a disgrace for countries with such rich musical heritage as well as contemporary glory.

All in all one has to say that the hit concentration was much higher than in recent years - I don't think I've ever seen a Song Contest with more good and interesting songs, and less terrible pieces of crap. Really impressive what a lot of countries have presented this year, and very very diverse - so this positive trend continues.

Some people still do not understand what this event is about, but I'm not gonna lose words on that here - I just feel sorry for them and am happy for myself and the lovely people I have spent that evening with, that we - after getting over the disappointing results - have made another journey towards cultural exchange, the cosmopolitan idea and musical diversity.




Sacrifi-Sir & Sapnish
Thank you Moskva.

Eurovision Song Contest 2009 - Semi Final II

(Bad start, good finish)

Croatia: Igor Cukrov feat. Andrea - lijepa tena
romantisch. dramatisch. leichtfüßig.
S: 3 R: 3/4

Ireland: Sinéad Mulvey & Black Daisy - et cetera
Band. Pop/Rock. Klo-Song. Übersichtlich. Halbtonschritt.
S: 3/4 R: 3

Latvia: Intars Busulis - probka
?? Was? Hoch.
Stream war weg...
Peter Fox.
S: 4/5 R: ?

Serbia: Marko Kon & Milaan - cipela
Akkordeon. Schuhe. Oh Gott, die Haare.
Fuck you.
S: 5 R: 5

Poland: Lidia Kopania - i don't wanna leave
Uff. Ballade? Kommt noch ein Dance Beat? Na.....
S: 3/4 R: 4

Norway: Alexander Rybak - fairytale
ahja. doch irgendwie Musical. Akrobatik.
S: 3 R: 2/3

Cyprus: Christina Metaxa - firefly
Sie ist 11. Und eine Elfe.
wann fängt das Lied an?
singt so hauchig.
meint sie ernst, ist also doch kein Künstlername.
S: 4/5 R: 4/5

Slovakia: Kamil Mikulčík & Nela Pocisková - let'tmou
oh Gott Piano. Und "uhuuu". Drama-Ballade. Versetzt.
Klingt wie ein Ehestreit gesungen.
S: 4/5 R: 4/5

Denmark: Brinck - believe again
Ronan Keating. seine Hose. Reiner mag das Gilet, zumindest.
Cheesy Chorus. Stimme ist nett.
S: 4/5 R: 3

Slovenia: Quartissimo feat. Martina - love symphony
örch! Apocalyptica? nicht so originell, aber funktioniert.
S: 2 R: 2

Hungary: Zoli Ádok - dance with me
wieder mal ein Kleider-Riss. schlechte Performance.
Der Song wär OK, aber er kann das nicht. Naaaaa.... Hose.....
S: 4 R: 4/5

Azerbaijan: AySel & Arash - always
die wissen was sie tun. er ist überflüssig. sie machts gut, gute Stimme.
S: 2 R: 1/2

Greece: Sakis Rouvas - this is our night
jedes Jahr das Gleiche. cooler beat. die performance ist ein bisschen doof.
Fließband. Er hat den guten Song ein bisschen verhunzt.
S: 2/3 R: 3

Lithuania: Sasha Son - love
Geklimper. Männliche Christina Aguilera. Chorus is nice!
S: 2/3 R: 2/3

Moldova: Nelly Ciobanu - hora din moldova
good start. traditional? Folk Pop.
Melodie cool, aber sonst...
S: 3/4 R: 3/4

Albania: Kejsi Tola - carry me in your dreams
BEAT!!!! Sie ist 5. Aquamann. Froschkönig.
Guter Beat!!! Mittelteil örrch!
S: 2 R: 2

Ukraine: Svetlana Loboda - be my valentine! (anti-crisis girl)
Viel. Viel. Song hatte nette Ideen. Aber viel.
Cooler Refrain!
S: 2/3 R: 3

Estonia: Urban Symphony - rändajad
Haare. Geige. Ethno.
Estnisch? Ist cool! BEAT!
S: 2 R: 2

The Netherlands: The Toppers - shine
Glitzer. "so many tings not right"
Die Performance kann echt nix.
Beat & Synthies geklaut von "shining star"/"infinity 2008"
S: 4/5 R: 5




Sacrifi-Sir & Sapnish
Good night Europe!

Eurovision Song Contest 2009 - Semi Final I

(Halbtonschritt)

Montenegro: Andrea Demirović - just get out of my life
a bad song title to start a Song Contest...
Haare. nicht die beste Stimme der Welt, Musik gut, is nett...
Sie kann nicht singen!
S: 3 R: 2/3

Czech Republic: Gipsy.cz - aven romale
Oh nein, Kostüme... Konfus. Nervig. Watchmen.
"Der Auftritt ist schon hart..."
S: 4/5 R: 5

Belgium: Copycat - copycat
Wie lustig. Zappelig. Doof. Langweilig.
Klingt nicht wie Elvis.
S: 4/5 R: 4/5

Belarus: Petr Elfimov - eyes that never lie
Metal. Haare! Guitars!! seine Frisur!
kann kein Englisch. cooler Song, Stimme!
S: 1/2 R: 1/2

Sweden: Malena Ernmann - la voix
von ABBA geklaut. sie ist so weiß... Sarah Brightman.
she's a ghost! das LICHT! verse kann nix, Refrain ist Oper!
S: 3 R: 3/4

Armenia: Inga & Anush - jan jan
Ethno. cooler Beat! gute Synthies
jaaaaa cooooool!
S: 1/2 R: 1/2

Andorra: Susanne Georgi - la teva decisió (get a life)
gewöhnlich. Knie. Stimme? Knie. Öd. Knie.
S: 3/4 R: 4

Switzerland: Lovebugs - the highest heights

U2? Nebel. Mando Diao? Hans Moser?
seine Stimme????
S: 4 R: 4

Turkey: Hadise - düm tek tek
Örch! Englisch...... Instrumental guuut.
Warum nicht Türkisch??
S: 2 R: 2

Israel: Noa & Mira Awad - there must be another way
schwarz. schon wieder Haare. beide Haare! ZWEISPRACHIG!!!!
symbolhaft. schön!! fantastisch!!!
S: 1 R: 1

Bulgaria: Krassimir Avramov - illusion
Umhang! hoooooch! die Sängerin!!!!!! Munsters.
STELZEN!!! aaaahhhhh!
Kettenhemd. oh shit. overkill. no no no.
Munch: Der Schrei. Katastrophe.
S: ? R:

Iceland: Yohanna - is it true?
Blau. das erste Mal Kitsch heute. Zzzzz...... öd. Ein Delphin.
S: 3/4 R: 3

F.Y.R. Macedonia: Next Time - neshto shto ke ostane
HAARE. Verse für Kleinkinder. Gitarren, Hard Rock, not special.
S: 3 R: 2/3

Romania: Elena - the balkan girls
vielversprechen? ja, für 4 Sekunden. schwach. zum Vergessen.
S: 4 R: 4

Finland: Waldo's People - lose control
ein Rapper. die Mädels voll 80er. Gay Disco. und E-Gitarren???
too much. kein Lied. Ghetto.
S: ?
R: Rap = 4, 80er = 3/4, Gay Disco = 3, Metal = 5, Zirkus = 5 = ~4

Portugal: Flor-de-lis - todas as ruas do amor
war die nicht schonmal? HARMONIKA. Gezupfe.
BUNT!!!!
S: 4 R: 4

Malta: Chiara - what if we
kommt noch was Fetziges? scheiße, eine Ballade.
große Stimme, aber öd. Halbtonschritt.
S: 3/4 R: 3

Bosnia & Herzegovina - Regina: bistra voda
oh Gott es ist ein Musical.
Schade. Schaß.
S: 5 R: 5


Der Chor hat 'not gonna get us gesungen'. Und die Bewegung.



Sacrifi-Sir & Sapnish
Eurovisionized

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Song of the day 6.5.2009


Cappella - what i gotta do


Classic eurodance sound, totally carried by this amazing melody taken from David McWilliams' 'days of pearly spencer'


--Sapnish--